Posted by Heywood Jablomi at co-ratlsnk-u2-c4e-59.clspco.adelphia.net on November 07, 2003 at 01:57:02:
Dear:
[x] asshole [x] jerk [x] ignorant snot [x] prick
[ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [x] e-Slut [x] idiot
[x] retard [x] sycophant [x] 405 [x] Jason Lee stalker
[x] Jason Mewes stalker [x] Kevin Smith stalker [x] Oozing Wart [x] Bimbo
[x] moron [x] sheepfucker [x] Amy Noble stalker [x] Fuckwit
[x] child [x] person who uses ":-)" in message text
You are being flamed because: (Check all that apply)
[x] you posted an unnecessary message trying to explain yourself
[x] you continued a boring, useless, stupid thread
[x] you are boring, useless, and stupid
[x] you are a moron
[x] you attempted to BE Jason Mewes
[x] you whined because you were flamed
[x] you whined because somebody told you the truth
[x] you posted some sort of Smith-Star Wars conspiracy theory that's been debunked (by Kevin Smith or otherwise) six times before.
[x] you posted an off-topic message for the 856th time today
[x] you are acting like a jerk
[ ] you reposted a useless message yet AGAIN
[x] you are too stupid to learn how to quote (correctly)
[x] you have adopted the 405 flame rebuttal approach
To recant, you must:
[x] actually post a message that makes sense
[x] make an honest attempt to go to school and pay attention in English Comp 101
[x] Post a public essay regarding your own mental (or emotional or sexual) inadequacies
[x] give your Police Chief a donation of three hemp plants to decorate his office
[x] have sex with Walt
[x] try to learn something
Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please desist from the offending behavior that led to this flame.
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