Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on November 07, 2003 at 07:10:54:
In Reply to: Choices: Kevin Smith or a stripper posted by faded skin on November 07, 2003 at 07:05:35:
See guys communicate, it's just dumber, that's all.
: Although it may sound like an odd subject heading but just the other night it came down to just that. A friend of mine had e-mailed me a URL it was for some new porn site(yes I look at internet porn, I'm a guy therefore it is encoded into my DNA). So I checked the site and it wasn't evactly what I had in mind. The thing is that you look at this girl on cam and she tries to talk you into going into a private chat with her for a price of course. Well, the room was pretty much filled with guys trying to con this girl into taking something of for nothing. One guy posted "Show me your tits, or do you have something to hide?" At this point I said "Maybe she has a third nipple like Ivannah the topless psychic in Mallrats." Then the next post reads "Kevin Smith rocks." I think at this point everyone in the room becomes oblivious to there purpose for even being there.Each guy in the room is posting various "catch phrases" from any and all of your films. As our Romanian stripper started to feel left out one of the guys in the room tries to explain to her the finer points in the art of stink-palming. For quite sometime thereafter it was a view askew chat. The creepy aspect of it is that you've got these guys talking about how Much they liked Kevin and Jason while at the same time they're lubed up and ready for action. Cock in one hand and typing "Snoochie Boochies" with the other.