A lot seem to be about cats

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: Any monkey haikus? But no, they're superb fun (Random trivia-You Only Live Twice is named after a haiku!) : : You never feed me. : : Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. : : That will sure show you. : : : : You must scratch me there! : : Yes, above my tail! : : Behold, elevator butt. : : : : The rule for today : : Touch my tail, I shred your hand. : : New rule tomorrow. : : : : In deep sleep hear sound : : cat vomit hairball somewhere : : will find in morning. : : : : Grace personified. : : I leap into the window. : : I meant to do that. : : : : Blur of motion, then- : : silence, me, a paper bag. : : What is so funny? : : : : You're always typing. : : Well, let's see you ignore my : : sitting on your hands. : : : : My small cardboard box. : : You cannot see me if I : : can just hide my head. : : : : Terrible battle. : : I fought for hours. Come and see! : : What's a 'term paper'? : : : : Small brave carnivores : : Kill pine cones and mosquitoes : : Fear vacuum cleaner : : : : I want to be close : : to you. Can I fit my head : : inside your armpit? : : : : Wanna go outside. : : Oh, crap! Help! I got outside! : : Let me back inside! : : : : Oh no! Big One : : has been trapped by newspaper! : : Cat to the rescue! : : : : Humans are so strange. : : Mine lies still in bed, then screams : : My claws are not that sharp. : : : : Cats meow out of angst : : "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! : : We could break so much!" : : : : The Big Ones snore now : : Every room is dark and cold : : Time for "Cup Hockey" : : : : We're almost equals : : I purr to show I love you : : Want to smell my butt? : : I got that offa some site...but I dont remember where.

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