Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18b80d7b.dyn.optonline.net on November 24, 2003 at 11:26:45:
In Reply to: Oh, man... posted by FistofSloth on November 24, 2003 at 11:12:58:
IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS
Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
-The guy is gay
-The guy does not find you attractive.
-The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
a. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
b. Comply