Posted by Brodie God at 65.201.142.126 on December 07, 2003 at 16:42:20:
In Reply to: Questions for Kevin...hell for everyone! posted by KashFlagg on December 07, 2003 at 15:56:29:
: I was originally just gonna ask Kevin these questions, but I enjoy reading everyone's answers on various subjects so I thought "What the fuck". These are some of life's eternal questions...
: 1. What one thing made you laugh the most this week?
My friend Mike dared me to go to church and yell Goddamnitt at the top of my lungs.
: 2. Why DO birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Their Horny.
: 3. If trees screamed, would people be so quick to cut them down?
Yes.
: 4. War...what is it good for?
Future Video Game renactments.
: 5. Don't Amish people make the best quilts?
No, hats.
: 6. Rolaids...for or against?
Against.
: 7. Karaoke: Good clean fun or a plot by Japanese businessmen to take over the world?
Neither...satanic act created by rednecks without a cause.
: 8. What song makes you weep like a little girl?
Freshmen The Verve Pipe
: and finally...
: 9. What WOULD you do for a Klondike bar?
SUCK KEVIN SMITH'S DICK.