Posted by Johnboy at 12-pool1.ras12.calan-e.alerondial.net on December 07, 2003 at 16:51:36:
In Reply to: Questions for Kevin...hell for everyone! posted by KashFlagg on December 07, 2003 at 15:56:29:
: 1. What one thing made you laugh the most this week?
Oh, I dunno...Lynch's bit on this board was funny.
: 2. Why DO birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Because, just like me they want to be...hey wait a minute, do I KNOW you?
: 3. If trees screamed, would people be so quick to cut them down?
Sure. Whaddya think cows do?
: 4. War...what is it good for?
Taking down brutal dictators.
: 5. Don't Amish people make the best quilts?
Nah, the Indonesians do. Got a great one, in Texas of all places, imported from Indonesia. (From a Texan designer, so they said at the shop.)
: 6. Rolaids...for or against?
Ummmm...don't need 'em. Would a suppository form be called Rec-Tums?
: 7. Karaoke: Good clean fun or a plot by Japanese businessmen to take over the world?
EVERYTHING the Japanese do is part of a plot to take over the world.
: 8. What song makes you weep like a little girl?
Martika, 'Toy Soldiers.'
: and finally...
: 9. What WOULD you do for a Klondike bar?
Pay a few bucks.
John