Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18bb8895.dyn.optonline.net on December 10, 2003 at 12:15:06:
And I'm going from memory, so I may butcher this.
"Legend has it that when a baby is born, if the first thing it says is your full name, you will temporarily be given the ability to fly."
This has been in my head all morning.