Why I love "The simple Life"


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Posted by Runshouse21 at nytgate1.nytimes.com on December 10, 2003 at 14:48:28:

As requested by the Queen

10. They try to make the quilting circle edgy by suggesting putting cigarette burns in the quilts.

9. They can't "believe we have to PAY for our own food"

8. They hit on ugly fat sweety guys at the drive through and then ask them if they shower with men.

7. There were too many onion rings to batter so they decide to put them in WHOLE

6. They are pretty (sorry i needed some filler)

5. anal salty weiners bugers on the marque

4. They tried to Hide the ladder so no one could fix the marque

3. Dressed as milk shakes they flip off every drver and family passing the fast food joint they are working for.

2. Sweating like pigs in their milkshake outfits they run for a supermarket that has airconditioning and get dragged back to work by their bosses.

1. They get their paycheck and dont know what checks are fore. They ask what t do with it and are told to cash them.. Then they ask where can they do that.

I love that show.




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