Posted by Lithmick at 63.121.103.155 on December 10, 2003 at 15:30:41:
In Reply to: TV Poll... posted by grizzly on December 10, 2003 at 15:17:59:
: How many tv's are in your house/hovel/cave?
: How big is your biggest TV?
I dunno...38 inches or something like that?
: Plasma or LCD?
Huh?
: did you, like me, spend more on your TV than you did on your car?
Well, I didn't buy it, so no, I did not.
: If you had to watch one channel for the rest of your life, which one?
Discovery channel. I actually rarely turn this one on, but when I do..I sit there for hours. Learning about primates. The mating rituals of penguins. Whatever, the animal stuff.
: One program for the rest of your life, which one?
Christ, I don't know. Certainly no sitcoms or anything. Perhaps CNN. At least I would get an updated news source.
: Do you ever watch watch movies that have been re-edited and formatted to fit your screen on basic cable?
Yes.
: Why do you love/hate reality shows?
A little of both. It's a guilty pleasure, really. Mindless entertainment.
: If you had a tv show, what kind of show would it be (sitcom, reality, drama, etc.) , and who would you get to star in it (besides yourself of course) ?
I have no idea. But it'd be me and John Cusack. George Clooney. Throw in a Brad Pitt. We could call it Syd is a Slut or something like that.
: What percentage of television programming is unwatchable crap?
80%.
: Telemundo...yay or nay?
nay, never got into it.
: and lastly, have you ever masturbated to scrambled porn?
no sir.