Posted by Tom (POJK) at cache2-colc.server.ntli.net on December 10, 2003 at 15:43:38:
In Reply to: TV Poll... posted by grizzly on December 10, 2003 at 15:17:59:
: How many tv's are in your house/hovel/cave?
-- Three.
: How big is your biggest TV?
-- Pretty small. Like the size of a TV you'd have in your bedroom. I forget how many inches.
: Plasma or LCD?
-- LCD, I suppose.
: did you, like me, spend more on your TV than you did on your car?
-- Yes, but only because I don't have a car.
: If you had to watch one channel for the rest of your life, which one?
-- Channel 4, I suppose.
: One program for the rest of your life, which one?
-- Oh, I don't know. Most of the shows I really love have had less than 20 episodes made, so I'm sure I'd get bored of them pretty quickly. So Channel 4 News.
: Do you ever watch watch movies that have been re-edited and formatted to fit your screen on basic cable?
-- No. I don't have cable.
: Why do you love/hate reality shows?
-- Sometimes they have really stupid people, and then they're pretty fun, but more often than not they get boring as they go on because all the funny retards get voted off.
: If you had a tv show, what kind of show would it be (sitcom, reality, drama, etc.) , and who would you get to star in it (besides yourself of course) ?
-- It'd be 'The Evil Dead: The Series', with Bruce Campbell as Ash fighting a new wave of the undead every week, with Nicholas Brendon from 'Buffy' as his zombie-killing apprentice. It' be great.
: What percentage of television programming is unwatchable crap?
-- I dunno. 62?
: Telemundo...yay or nay?
-- I don't know what that is.
: and lastly, have you ever masturbated to scrambled porn?
-- Nope.