Re: TV Poll...

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Posted by Jack Spencer Jr at ua5-p56.dreamscape.com on December 10, 2003 at 16:09:43:

In Reply to: TV Poll... posted by grizzly on December 10, 2003 at 15:17:59:

: How many tv's are in your house/hovel/cave?

Two...and finally got the little one hooked up in the bedroom

: How big is your biggest TV?

27" I think.

: Plasma or LCD?

Pheh. You thinking I am the Daddy Warbucks? They are tube TVs

: did you, like me, spend more on your TV than you did on your car?

I have no idea, but I think with repairs I spent more on the car.

: If you had to watch one channel for the rest of your life, which one?

The naked boobies channel.

What? Come on, we're talking the rest of my life which is bound to be at least five more years.

: One program for the rest of your life, which one?

Naked Girlies and the Quest For the Missing Car Keys.

Any porn can be turned into a search for car keys with some voice over.

"Have you seen my car keys?"
"I think they're in here"
"I can feel them jiggle"
"I'll see if I can get them out with my tongue"

Come on. One show for the rest of my life? I won't last five years until the Drano starts to look tastey

: Do you ever watch watch movies that have been re-edited and formatted to fit your screen on basic cable?

SOmetimes. Some really good, well loved movies can be watched regardless of such things.

: Why do you love/hate reality shows?

Because I do not like to watche the human train wreck.

: If you had a tv show, what kind of show would it be (sitcom, reality, drama, etc.) , and who would you get to star in it (besides yourself of course) ?

Well, I often have a sick, sick fantasy of having a cooking show. For a while the fantasy was an Osbournes spin off "Cooking At Ozzy's" where I cook shit in their house while Ozzy watches the History Channel.

"Welcome to Cooking At Ozzy's. I'm your host and with me as always is Ozzy. Say hello, Ozzy."

"Wuzz wudda wot?"

"I said: 'hello, Ozzy'"

"Hello." (mutters) "crazy fruit bat wanker"

: What percentage of television programming is unwatchable crap?

Like most art, I'd say around 90% is crap. Of the unwatchable sort it may be between 25-50% Watchable crap is crap nevertheless.

: Telemundo...yay or nay?

Say What Now?

: and lastly, have you ever masturbated to scrambled porn?

Only during those brief and shining moments when it would come in crystal clear.

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: : How many tv's are in your house/hovel/cave? : Two...and finally got the little one hooked up in the bedroom : : How big is your biggest TV? : 27" I think. : : Plasma or LCD? : Pheh. You thinking I am the Daddy Warbucks? They are tube TVs : : did you, like me, spend more on your TV than you did on your car? : I have no idea, but I think with repairs I spent more on the car. : : : If you had to watch one channel for the rest of your life, which one? : The naked boobies channel. : What? Come on, we're talking the rest of my life which is bound to be at least five more years. : : One program for the rest of your life, which one? : Naked Girlies and the Quest For the Missing Car Keys. : Any porn can be turned into a search for car keys with some voice over. : "Have you seen my car keys?" : "I think they're in here" : "I can feel them jiggle" : "I'll see if I can get them out with my tongue" : Come on. One show for the rest of my life? I won't last five years until the Drano starts to look tastey : : Do you ever watch watch movies that have been re-edited and formatted to fit your screen on basic cable? : SOmetimes. Some really good, well loved movies can be watched regardless of such things. : : Why do you love/hate reality shows? : Because I do not like to watche the human train wreck. : : If you had a tv show, what kind of show would it be (sitcom, reality, drama, etc.) , and who would you get to star in it (besides yourself of course) ? : Well, I often have a sick, sick fantasy of having a cooking show. For a while the fantasy was an Osbournes spin off "Cooking At Ozzy's" where I cook shit in their house while Ozzy watches the History Channel. : "Welcome to Cooking At Ozzy's. I'm your host and with me as always is Ozzy. Say hello, Ozzy." : "Wuzz wudda wot?" : "I said: 'hello, Ozzy'" : "Hello." (mutters) "crazy fruit bat wanker" : : What percentage of television programming is unwatchable crap? : Like most art, I'd say around 90% is crap. Of the unwatchable sort it may be between 25-50% Watchable crap is crap nevertheless. : : Telemundo...yay or nay? : Say What Now? : : and lastly, have you ever masturbated to scrambled porn? : Only during those brief and shining moments when it would come in crystal clear.

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