Posted by Tom (POJK) at cache2-colc.server.ntli.net on December 10, 2003 at 18:57:44:
In Reply to: Serious to God, Tom.. posted by Elfy on December 10, 2003 at 18:55:03:
: I live twenty minutes away from Hicksville, Ohio. God's honest truth, on my great grandmum's grave. There is such a place.
-- Get me a mug or something from there. A mug that says 'I've been to Hicksville!' so people can see it and say 'Heh, that's a funny mug. Have you been to Hicksville?' and then I can say 'No, I have not. The mug is a lie.' Then we'd just languish in a beautiful awkward silence before they make their excuse and leave, never to return.