Posted by Smalls at adsl-67-122-162-105.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on December 07, 2003 at 20:19:51:
In Reply to: Questions for Kevin...hell for everyone! posted by KashFlagg on December 07, 2003 at 15:56:29:
: 1. What one thing made you laugh the most this week?
My brother's been sending me e-mails claiming that Meatloaf is his new roommate at college and that "the Loaf" is desperately in love with me.
: 2. Why DO birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
I'm covered in popcorn.
: 3. If trees screamed, would people be so quick to cut them down?
I imagine we'd figure a way to cut them even quicker, so that the screaming was very brief.
: 4. War...what is it good for?
Halliburton, mainly.
: 5. Don't Amish people make the best quilts?
No. In Upstate New York, our Amish aren't cute tourist Amish like in Pennsylvannia. We got dirty stinking child-beating blocking your highway with their damn horses foul-mouthed rude self-righteous drug-dealing Amish. About the only thing the Amish I've met make well is prison inmates.
: 6. Rolaids...for or against?
Sure.
: 7. Karaoke: Good clean fun or a plot by Japanese businessmen to take over the world?
It's where Axl Stardust was born, in the hot hot fire of one-third of the audience giving a standing ovation and two-thirds leaving in disgust.
He's like that.
: 8. What song makes you weep like a little girl?
The soundtrack to Field of Dreams.
: 9. What WOULD you do for a Klondike bar?
Go to the freezer section of my closest non-striking grocery store, I guess.
Mike