Posted by mlc at authorized_proxy2.cogeco.net on December 11, 2003 at 12:30:13:
In Reply to: Shakespeare In Poll posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on December 11, 2003 at 09:23:45:
: 1. Do you like Shakespeare?
I appreciate it, sure. I mean, I read Hamlet. Extremely long yet each line has a function.
: 2. What do you imagine Shakespeare actually looked like?
Nice tits and an amazing ass.
: 3. Does he strike you as a Star Wars man, Matrix man or a Lord Of The Rings man?
Lord of the Rings.
: 4. Gasp! Shakespeare has landed in the middle of your town. After avoiding the temptation to ask if he has a sister, what would you do?
I'd ask him to tell me something no-one knows about him. Then pat his belly.
: 5. If Shakespeare was still alive, what would he be doing?
Directing porn to finance his writing career.