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: : required reading section, when you first join the board. It was too fucking hillarious! : : : 1) Lurk for at least 2 weeks. Learn who's cool and who's not, what earns a flaming and what doesn't. : : 2) Don't be am idiot [see: "Spider-man-rules" for example.], and have respect for Old-bies. : : 3) Don't say: : : ------------------------------------------ : : Dear Kevin, : : Me and my [insert family member] really love your movies, well, we don't like Dogma, and we haven't seen Clerks, but I like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and i saw Chasing Amy on TV a while back and my friend likes it and i saw you on TV once and thought you were really funny, and i watched that thing you did on the Tonight Show last month, (are you going to do more? is that going to become like a regular thing?). Anyway, me and my [family member] were wondering if you're ever in [remote place] would you come to my house for my [person]'s birthday party, because i really like your film and also if you could send me your autograph i would really love that, thanks. : : N. Ewbie : : PS. Please email me on: newbiezunlimited@newbie.com thanxx!!! : : ------------------------------------------ : : Oh and one more tip: : : Use full-stops. (English for "period"s). : : . : : . : : . : : . : : By the way, i'm not picking on you, you did just fine. : : --sam. : : .

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