Re: POOP POLL FOR EVERYONE


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Posted by tearpnk at cache-rk04.proxy.aol.com on December 07, 2003 at 23:02:37:

In Reply to: POOP POLL FOR EVERYONE posted by God of Cowpies. on December 07, 2003 at 22:52:21:

: How long is your average poop?
Min or Hours or inches?
: How many times a day do you take a poop?
0
: Have you ever smelled someones poop that posts in red?
nope
: Have you ever had red poop?
nope
: What is the most interesting shape of poop you have ever had?
pass
: Have you ever had an erection while taking a poop?
Every time. I'm female.
: Do you stick around to see if there is floaters or skids after you flush from a poop?
nope
: Have you ever beached a poop?
nope
: What kind of toilet paper do you wipe with after a poop?
The pink kind.
: How many pieces of toilet paper do you typically use after a poop?
29
: What is the strangest substitute you have ever used to wipe your butt when out of toilet
: paper after a poop?
Your mouth.
: Have you ever left a brown sweat streak where you crack end at the top of the toilet after a
: poop? If so...why?
nope
: If you could have anyones poop in a jar alive or dead whose would it be?
no ones
: How many times do you flush after taking a poop?
1
: How often do you clog the toilet? Is it due to mass toilet paper or mass poop?
none
: What colors of poop have you had in your lifetime?
brown,green and purple. I might have been high with the purple one.
: Have you ever had to clean up poop? If so was it fun?
Yes I have cleaned up poop. I was my sons and daughters when they were babies.
: Have you ever stepped in poop? If so were you on a date?
Yes dog doo. no
: When you have to take a poop and you announce it to your friends...what colorful anology
: do you use..IE "I got to drop the kids off at the pool."
never done that.
: Have you ever pooped in your pants past the age of 10?
nope
: If number 1 is pee and number 2 is poop what is number 3?
You
: After you wipe your butt from a poop do you look at the toilet paper before you throw it in
: the toilet?
nope
: Do you look at your poop before you flush it down.
nope
: When traveling...do you poop at gas station bathrooms? Or do you hold it, even for hours
: sometimes till you can get to a cleaner safer toilet.
Yes
: If Brian Lynch paid you 10 bucks would you poop on him?
No but if it were 100.00$ maybe
: Would you poop on Brian Lynch for free?
nope
: What about Robert DeNiro would you poop on him for 8 grand?
Yes
: If you could poop on one of the facts of life girls which one would it be?
Would not do that.

: I'm POOPED! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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good for you.
: The God of Cowpies.
Your mom




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