Jesus, what balls.

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: : How long is your average poop? : 15 minutes or so. : : How many times a day do you take a poop? : Never during the day. It fears sunlight. : : Have you ever smelled someones poop that posts in red? : I found one that I thought was Lynch's one time, but it turned out to belonged to a teacher at the local high school. : : Have you ever had red poop? : Not while I was paying attention. : : What is the most interesting shape of poop you have ever had? : It looked a hell of alot like Guam : : Have you ever had an erection while taking a poop? : Not in recent memory. : : Do you stick around to see if there is floaters or skids after you flush from a poop? : It's common courtesy : : Have you ever beached a poop? : No, but oddly enough I pooped a beach once. : : What kind of toilet paper do you wipe with after a poop? : The soft stuff. Availible at your local Quikstop : : How many pieces of toilet paper do you typically use after a poop? : Beehive. : : What is the strangest substitute you have ever used to wipe your butt when out of toilet paper after a poop? : Coffeefilter : : Have you ever left a brown sweat streak where you crack end at the top of the toilet after a poop? If so...why? : The Hell??? Are you getting off on this? : : If you could have anyones poop in a jar alive or dead whose would it be? : Jackie Mason. you know, a "mason" jar. : : How many times do you flush after taking a poop? : Enough to get it down. 12 or so. : : How often do you clog the toilet? Is it due to mass toilet paper or mass poop? : Actually it comes from the severed body parts (not mine). : : What colors of poop have you had in your lifetime? : Never brown. Ever : : Have you ever had to clean up poop? If so was it fun? : I don't want to talk about it. : : Have you ever stepped in poop? If so were you on a date? : You have far too much time on our hands. : : When you have to take a poop and you announce it to your friends...what colorful anology do you use..IE "I got to drop the kids off at the pool." : Time to drop off the Cosby kids. : : Have you ever pooped in your pants past the age of 10? : Daily. : : If number 1 is pee and number 2 is poop what is number 3? : When your taint explodes with both. : : After you wipe your butt from a poop do you look at the toilet paper before you throw it in the toilet? : No I usually look at a magazine. : : Do you look at your poop before you flush it down. : Of course. That took alot to shove out. Why not partake in the fruits of my own labor? : : When traveling...do you poop at gas station bathrooms? Or do you hold it, even for hours sometimes till you can get to a cleaner safer toilet. : That's usually the daily occurence when I shit myself. : : : If Brian Lynch paid you 10 bucks would you poop on him? : No. : : Would you poop on Brian Lynch for free? : No. : : What about Robert DeNiro would you poop on him for 8 grand? : Only if he talked like Vitto Corleone. : : If you could poop on one of the facts of life girls which one would it be? : Now you're trying too hard. : : I'm POOPED! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! : : HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! : That sucked.

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