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: : From Punkvoter.com, funny and sad at the same time : : Past work experience: : : Ran for congress and lost. : : Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. : : Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock. : : Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to Chicago. : : With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. : : Accomplishments: : : Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in America. : : Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in the U.S. : : Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. : : Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history. : : Accomplishments as president: : : First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. : : In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. : : Members of Bush cabinet are the richest administration in history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her). : : Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. : : Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history. : : Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. : : Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. : : First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. : : After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history. : : Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history. : : Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period. : : Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. : : Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history. : : Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. : : Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. : : Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. : : Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. · Withdrew from the World Court of Law. : : Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. : : First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections). : : All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. : : First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. : : First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) : : First US president to establish a secret shadow government. : : Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). : : Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. : : Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. : : Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts. : : Failed to fulfill pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'. : : Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months there are no leads or suspects. : : In the 18 months following the 911 attacks he has successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States. : : Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. : : Records and References: : : : : At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). : : AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war. : : Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. : : All records of tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to his fathers library, sealed in secrecy

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