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: : How long is your average poop? : 10 min. tops : : How many times a day do you take a poop? : once usually : : Have you ever smelled someones poop that posts in red? : nope : : Have you ever had red poop? : i'm sure i have : : What is the most interesting shape of poop you have ever had? : when i was an infant i painted a rainbow on the wall w/shit...that's a shape : : Have you ever had an erection while taking a poop? : no..erect nipples maybe...i have a puss : : Do you stick around to see if there is floaters or skids after you flush from a poop? : of course : : Have you ever beached a poop? : i don't know what that means... : : What kind of toilet paper do you wipe with after a poop? : any fucking kind : : How many pieces of toilet paper do you typically use after a poop? : a lot..at least 10 squares at a time, at least 3 times b4 i get up.. : : What is the strangest substitute you have ever used to wipe your butt when out of toilet : : paper after a poop? : anything like tissue or toilet paper out of the trash can... : : Have you ever left a brown sweat streak where you crack end at the top of the toilet after a : : poop? If so...why? : um nasty..no : : If you could have anyones poop in a jar alive or dead whose would it be? : i don't really collect shit so noone : : How many times do you flush after taking a poop? : once usually unless i clog it : : How often do you clog the toilet? Is it due to mass toilet paper or mass poop? : maybe once or twice a year : : What colors of poop have you had in your lifetime? : pretty much everything but purple or white : : Have you ever had to clean up poop? If so was it fun? : never fun but i have two dogs and i did shitloads of babysitting when i was younger... : : Have you ever stepped in poop? If so were you on a date? : of course...dog shit, nope : : When you have to take a poop and you announce it to your friends...what colorful anology : : do you use..IE "I got to drop the kids off at the pool." : 'i hafta shit so bad' that's it : : Have you ever pooped in your pants past the age of 10? : one time i was really fuckin drunk and i had to shit, so i went into the bathroom and all of a sudden i had to puke, so i did, and i shit my pants at the same time...i was definately past the age of ten : : If number 1 is pee and number 2 is poop what is number 3? : durr : : After you wipe your butt from a poop do you look at the toilet paper before you throw it in : : the toilet? : yes : : Do you look at your poop before you flush it down. : yes : : When traveling...do you poop at gas station bathrooms? Or do you hold it, even for hours : : sometimes till you can get to a cleaner safer toilet. : no...i don't travel but i've worked at the same place for 7 years and only shit in their bathroom twice : : If Brian Lynch paid you 10 bucks would you poop on him? : not for 10$ : : Would you poop on Brian Lynch for free? : no : : What about Robert DeNiro would you poop on him for 8 grand? : hell yeah : : If you could poop on one of the facts of life girls which one would it be? : fuckin tootie, definately

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