Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18bb8895.dyn.optonline.net on December 08, 2003 at 11:47:37:
The single STUPIDEST thing Lucas ever did to the original Star Wars trilogy was replace the jubjub song at the end of "Return of the Jedi." God I miss that jubjub song. What Better way to end an epic trilogy than with a bunch of cute little ewoks singing jubjub.
Every trilogy should end with the jubjub song. This prequel trilogy crap Lucas is doing can TOTALLY be saved if he ends Episode 3 with the jubjub song. Obi Wan escapes with baby Luke, and meanwhile, Vader's got the whole empire singing jubjub 'cause they totally kicked ass.
How much cooler would the Indiana Jones trilogy have been if at the end of "Last Crusade," after they escape the temple thingie, they all broke out into some jubjub?
Or "Back to the Future"...chop off the whole ending. End it with Claire going over the cliff and dying, and Marty and Doc make it back to 1985 okay. Then they sing jubjub. Biff can join too.
Aliens, jubjub. Fuck Ressurection. Jubjub.
Matrix...I KNOW all of you haters would have loved it if at the very end, the Oracle and the Architect agree to sing a little jubjub. Or if ALL of Zion, after winning the war, break out into another rave. Only this time, they're singing jubjub. They SO set it up for some jubjub, but it never happened.
Kevin Smith's Jersey trilogy...Instead of proposing a three-way, Holden proposes that the three of them sing and dance to jubjub. Everyone from the three movies joins in.
It's not too late for "Lord of the Rings." I want "Return of the King" to end with Hobbits and ewoks singing jubjub side-by-side. I want Liv Tyler playing bongos on stormtrooper helmets. I want C3PO to do that retarded dance again. I want the jubjub song BACK into the original trilogy. Fuck "Han shoots first." It should be the jubjub movement.
For those of you who don't know, these are the lyrics to jubjub.
Jubjub. Jubjub, ja-juuuuuuubjub. Jubjub-ju-ju-ju-jub, jub-ub-ja jubjubjub! JUBJUB! Jubjub bub-ba jub! JUBJUB!!!!