Posted by Queen of Urban Legend at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on December 08, 2003 at 13:04:39:
In Reply to: The Magic Thread of Letters to Santa posted by Kimberlieo on December 08, 2003 at 12:51:50:
Dear Santa,
How magic are you exactly? I mean...I know about going down chimneys and all of that, but I've never had a fireplace so I know your ass didn't even attempt to shoot down into my furnace...
Sure, your reindeer fly, but that really has nothing to do with you, does it? The toys, right? Well...we all know the elves make those toys. Seems to me all you've ever done is break in my side door and eat a bunch of cookies.
I have, however, been nice this year and that's all you seem to care about anyway. Give me things.
Thanks.