Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on December 07, 2003 at 16:04:39:
In Reply to: Questions for Kevin...hell for everyone! posted by KashFlagg on December 07, 2003 at 15:56:29:
: I was originally just gonna ask Kevin these questions, but I enjoy reading everyone's answers on various subjects so I thought "What the fuck". These are some of life's eternal questions...
: 1. What one thing made you laugh the most this week? Elf
: 2. Why DO birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near? Because I wear a cape made of seed
: 3. If trees screamed, would people be so quick to cut them down?
Hell yes. Can you imagine how less impressive Californian Redwoods would be if they screamed like little girls?
: 4. War...what is it good for? Blood transfusions, the mass manufacture of penicilin, Full Metal Jacket, yes, it's not catchy, but it's true.
: 5. Don't Amish people make the best quilts? It's a shame the Amish won't be able to see your compliment. Unless they built a PC out of wood.
: 6. Rolaids...for or against? Rolaids? Sounds like a pile cream.
: 7. Karaoke: Good clean fun or a plot by Japanese businessmen to take over the world?
I've always wanted to visit Japan. Like O-Ren Ishi, I am now aged 20. Thus, I have a month to claim Tokyo's karaoke underworld. Just remember, you're all free to speak your mind...
: 8. What song makes you weep like a little girl?
Ben E King's Stand By Me
: and finally...
: 9. What WOULD you do for a Klondike bar?
I'd dance a jig and put a sixpence in your hat.