Posted by Mrs. Isis Fabulous at 207.127.233.246 on January 16, 2004 at 15:34:01:
In Reply to: OT: Annual Darwin Awards (i.e.Moron) posted by The Knowing One on January 16, 2004 at 15:23:39:
: To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself.
I love how they bring this up at the end, like it's the real crux of the story.
"Sure, he'll never sire children, but the point is, he couldn't play the back nine!"