Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18b80a12.dyn.optonline.net on January 15, 2004 at 12:54:16:
In Reply to: totally 100% sex related poll posted by Drunken Man Whore on January 15, 2004 at 12:46:24:
That said,
: 1) ralphys head with kevins body or kevins head with ralphys body
--I'd go with my head on Kev's body. This way, I don't have Kev's grizzle poking me, but I can caress his soft teddy bear physique.
: 2) karlas head with jays body or jays head with karlas body
--Karla's head on Jay's body.
: 3) gabes head with afflecks body or afflecks head with gabes body
--Afflecks head on Gabe's body, and that monstrosity would OWN me. It'd have pillow like boobs though.
: 4) Mauls head with Queens body or Queens head with mauls body
--Maul's head on Queen's body. Now that's hot. Purrrr...
: 5) panthermodern and me in a threesome or your right hand
Right hand, hands down.
: ..............................
: out of these three people you have to kill one, marry one and sleep with one - whats the choice:
: 1) Kevin (sleep with but not have sex), Jay (marry and then break it off in 55 hours), Cokechic (kill her softly with my song)
: 2) Tom POJK (marry, make a hilarious sitcom with, then fake my own death), Me (kill, kill, then kill), Avril Lavigne (sleep with, marry, then kill...then sleep with again)
: 3) GDawg, A midget, Jen - I don't even know these people.
You need help.