Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on January 17, 2004 at 09:41:59:
In Reply to: Saturday Morning Cranky Poll posted by Suplee_Mental on January 17, 2004 at 09:13:18:
: Are you racist? against who? Anyone called Robert Kilroy Silk
: Do you hate stupid people? No, I don't hate you! (Joking!)
: have you ever hit a kid that wasn't yours? Yes.
: have you ever heard, seen, or smelled your parents having sex?
God no.
: If you had to pick just one word to describe you, what would it be?
Unpredictable
: Have you ever been so annoyed at someone who pissed you off in traffic that you followed them to their destination just so you could unload on them? No
: When was the last fistfight you were involved in? Did you win?
I don't do fist fights.
: Have you ever eaten something you have killed?
No
: Have you ever pleasured yourself with a food item?
No
: has anyone ever done something to you in the throws of passion that totally freaked you out?
No
: have you ever fallen asleep during a sex act?
No
: have you ever injured your genitals? have you ever injured someone elses?
Yes, I caught a football square in my groin.
: who's the most annoying talk show host of all time?
Jonathon Ross.
: Did you ever wake in the middle of the night and think Gabe was next to you in bed?
No
: is my left asscheek larger than the right?
Yes