Re: Saturday Morning Cranky Poll

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: : Are you racist? against who? : Hating whole races of people? I like to think not. Individuals -- that's a different story. : : Do you hate stupid people? : I might -- what if I'm too stupid to know? : : have you ever hit a kid that wasn't yours? : No, but on at least one transatlantic flight I engaged in some serious fantasizing about it... : : have you ever heard, seen, or smelled your parents having sex? : Thankfully, no. Or, it happened when I was so young I've blocked it. : : If you had to pick just one word to describe you, what would it be? : Intelligent. : : Have you ever been so annoyed at someone who pissed you off in traffic that you followed them to their destination just so you could unload on them? : Never followed, but again, in a wonderful, if suppressed way, I've thought about it. : : When was the last fistfight you were involved in? Did you win? : Years ago, coming to the aid of a friend in a bar; let's call it a draw. : : Have you ever eaten something you have killed? : Yup. Venison, mostly. : : Have you ever pleasured yourself with a food item? : Well, there was that one time with the cantalope... no, um... never. : : has anyone ever done something to you in the throws of passion that totally freaked you out? : Oh yes. (Deatils available privately, if anyone actually reads these responses...) : : have you ever fallen asleep during a sex act? : Does masturbation count? : : have you ever injured your genitals? have you ever injured someone elses? : Not someone else's that I know, but my own... well, let's just say that teenaged hormones and lack of proper lubrication can produce enough friction to light a small city. : : who's the most annoying talk show host of all time? : Sharon Osbourne. : : Did you ever wake in the middle of the night and think Gabe was next to you in bed? : *Sigh.* Poor Gabe. : : is my left asscheek larger than the right? : I'd have to weigh 'em to know for sure, but the Charmin test says the right one is slightly firmer than the left.

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