Saturday Morning Cranky Poll Answers

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: : Are you racist? against who? : - Nope. : : Do you hate stupid people? : - Hate is such a strong word. I'm accutely annoyed with them, though. : : have you ever hit a kid that wasn't yours? : When I was a kid I hit a kid after he hit me first. Does that count? : : have you ever heard, seen, or smelled your parents having sex? : - No, thank God. : : If you had to pick just one word to describe you, what would it be? : - Eccentric. I won "Most Eccentric" when I was in high school. Then again, I also won "Most Likely to Get Arrested." : : Have you ever been so annoyed at someone who pissed you off in traffic that you followed them to their destination just so you could unload on them? : - Not to unload on them, but when I was younger we (my male friends and I) used to follow a car full of girls just for kicks. : : When was the last fistfight you were involved in? Did you win? : - I was a kid. I was winning when the gym teacher broke it up, but then I got sucker punched while the teacher was chastising us. Some say I won; some say the other guy did. : : Have you ever eaten something you have killed? : - Nope : : Have you ever pleasured yourself with a food item? : - Nope : : has anyone ever done something to you in the throws of passion that totally freaked you out? : - Yes : : have you ever fallen asleep during a sex act? : - Nope : : have you ever injured your genitals? have you ever injured someone elses? : - Yes. No. : : who's the most annoying talk show host of all time? : - Maury - how can he act so surprised at the same situations over and over and over again? Ugh - can't stand him. : : Did you ever wake in the middle of the night and think Gabe was next to you in bed? : - At the Stash Bash I woke up on the roof with Gabe. I still think that makes my answer no. : : is my left asscheek larger than the right? : - You have two asscheeks? : Adam

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