Posted by Kevin at adsl-64-167-89-19.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on January 18, 2004 at 08:07:01:
In Reply to: re: the big news posted by wesley pipes on January 18, 2004 at 07:53:48:
: any chance that we will be reading about this on www.bignewsaskew.com
Good God - do we have another website I don't know about?
: Ben affleck Is Gay
Like THAT'S big news...
: Is kevin going to finally be running for the presidency?
Did the presidency thing once already. Student Council President back in '88. When I
entered office, I was like "I wanna start a war with Iraq, people. You're job's to provide a
reason." Sadly, my cabinet could never manufacture one for me. So I did away with the
Homecoming Dance and Senior Carnival instead.
Tried to abolish the Prom too, but some shit a constituency won't tolerate, if you can believe
that.
: maybe kevins likeness is going to be chisseled into the face of mount rushmore?
Having an Inaction Figure (or three) is much cooler, I think.