Posted by The Queen at bgp987027bgs.madsnh01.mi.comcast.net on January 18, 2004 at 09:24:46:
Just a quick, silly question: Have you ever practiced an Academy Awards speech?
I only ask because I do this every so often in the bathroom holding a bottle of Softsoap and have done so since I was about 12. I'd hate to think that someone like me is more prepared to accept an Oscar that she will never receive while Kevin Smith is unprepared and could very well receive the trophy at any time.