Posted by silentbobman at 212.187.155.91 on January 19, 2004 at 08:45:08:
I know there's already a lot of great merch online for us to buy, but in a moment of extreme boredom today, i started thinking of some new merch it'd be cool to see. Here's what i got;
- "I assure you we are open!" curtains/drapes/blinds. The irony is, you'll only see the message when they're closed.
- Willam's Magic-Eye Hidden Picture books - possibly with a "Sailboats of the world" section.
- Dogma t-shirts, with print of the Bartleby and Loki metal plate chests on the front.
- "Long-Rufus'" - Long-Johns for the lengthier male.
There could also be a whole View Askew food line including;
- View Askew Salsa
- Shark-fin tortilla chips
- "Hard to reach" chips
- Discreeto Burritos
- Chasing Amy Naked Woman Cakes
- New cookie's - from the cookie stand
- Hot thick Sicilian pizzas
And i'm out!
Man, i have too much time on my hands!!
John