It's my Friday and I'll poll if I want to.

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: : What day of the week is your "friday" professionally speaking. : Oh, it's Friday. : : What film most changed your outlook on life? : Actually there's two. Say Anything and Fight Club : : Have you ever hurt yourself with a Q-Tip? : Intentionally, no. Accidentally, sure. : : Has a bug ever crawled inside of you? : Like, all the way? Nah. My ear is as far as they get. Unless you wanna count mosquitos. : : : How often do you have sex (with other people)? : Far too infrequently. : : What's the stupidest screen name you ever used? : You're soaking in it. : : Do you think you are attractive? : You mean, would I fuck me? Sure. : : How old are you? : 36 : : If some magical chick said she had to turn you into an animal, but you get to choose, what would you be? : Koala Bears. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who hates 'em. : : Have you ever been with someone who had a genital deformation? Explain. : Dude, seriously. You're really reaching right now. : : Do you think I would look better as a woman? : Yes.

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