Posted by Sexy Pudding Blarb at c-67-170-244-202.client.comcast.net on January 15, 2004 at 19:48:08:
Why is it, we feel the need to take pills for a symptom where the side effects are five times worse than the actual symptom itself?
Why is it, in switzerland on their chainsaws, they have warning lables to not stop the chain with your hands or GENITALIA? How many stupid-ass people tried this before they actually had to place a warning lable on the product?
Why is it asians drive 5 miles per hour in a 40 mile per hour zone, looking for a house on a street that has no houses?
Why is it, you can't make pork kosher even if you raise your own pig in the Jewish religion, named him kosher, make him become a rabbi, he blesses himself, have him commit suicide, and have his will stipulate that he must be roasted and eaten. Why is it, he's still not kosher???!!!
Why is it, when I mail order ciggys from switzerland, and they say it'll be here in 4-8 days, and I'm about to run out of ciggys, and the ones I ordered still aren't here, AND IT'S BEEN OVER 8 DAYS? (I know my hubby posted about this a little bit ago here, but It's my turn to complain now, damnit!)
SPB