Posted by silentbobman at 212.187.155.91 on January 16, 2004 at 05:57:57:
In Reply to: Proverb Poll posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on January 16, 2004 at 05:33:00:
: 1. A bird in the hand is some fucked up surgery.
: 2. Name more than one way to skin a cat.
(1) The standard "pocket knife scraping motion" technique.
(2) Swing repeatedly by the tail until unwanted inside matter discharges from the mouth.
: 3. How do you stitch in time, and how does it save nine?
I find stitching in time along to my favorite songs very therapeutic. After alerting 9 of my wayward friends to this strange but compelling phenomenon, they too now love to stitch in time, and are no longer wayward.
: 4. Beer on wine, feel fine, wine on beer, feel queer. Discuss.
To be honest i've never tried beer on wine. Wine on beer doesn't make me feel queer as such, it just gives me a big fucking headache.
: 5. Do you have any proverbs of your own?
If it's too good to be true, you've been mistaken for somebody else, so carry on.