Obviously I'm behind on the news.

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Posted by jkm822 at ool-4352edb7.dyn.optonline.net on January 22, 2004 at 00:24:22:

In Reply to: Like Harry Knowles said... posted by tommybruce on January 22, 2004 at 00:21:19:

: Call it HELLBLAZER, cast a brit and let's get serious.

What are we talking about, here? Is this for real? Keanu as Constantine?
Constantine is BLOND! And BRITISH! And FUNNY! And... and... GOD, I HATE KEANU!!!!!!! I've hated Keanu ever since he made the jump out of the Bill & Ted movies; I think those roles were ideally suited to him. Other than those, however, I really think he's one of the worst actors ever to become famous. He and Kevin Costner should do a movie together; then we'll have the absolute nadir in famous American actors in one movie.

Please tell me it's not true. Tell me that there's been a HUGE fan outcry, and it's not going to go forward.
Pretty please?

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Re: Obviously I'm behind on the news. Nixx_is_a_girl 00:27:51 1/22/04 (6)
- I'm not even going to bother. jkm822 00:29:41 1/22/04 (5)
  - get me a blowtorch PretzelFan 04:48:54 1/22/04 (4)
    - you're a nasty pastie *nt* Nixx_is_a_girl 07:27:40 1/22/04 (3)
      - That's as may be, but... jkm822 09:11:40 1/22/04 (2)
        
        I'll help you. fluffy 11:51:39 1/22/04 (1)
        
        It's not just the casting, though! jkm822 13:58:02 1/22/04 (0)
Why don't YOU come over here... tommybruce 00:27:37 1/22/04 (1)
- I already SAID I was gonna hurl... are you trying jkm822 00:31:18 1/22/04 (0)
Re: Obviously I'm behind on the news. MattHat 00:25:44 1/22/04 (2)
- I hope it fucking tanks. jkm822 00:28:26 1/22/04 (1)
  - ditto. nt. MattHat 00:30:08 1/22/04 (0)

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: : Call it HELLBLAZER, cast a brit and let's get serious. : What are we talking about, here? Is this for real? Keanu as Constantine? : Constantine is BLOND! And BRITISH! And FUNNY! And... and... GOD, I HATE KEANU!!!!!!! I've hated Keanu ever since he made the jump out of the Bill & Ted movies; I think those roles were ideally suited to him. Other than those, however, I really think he's one of the worst actors ever to become famous. He and Kevin Costner should do a movie together; then we'll have the absolute nadir in famous American actors in one movie. : Please tell me it's not true. Tell me that there's been a HUGE fan outcry, and it's not going to go forward. : Pretty please?

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