Posted by nogoodnik at 12.24.248.13 on January 23, 2004 at 16:01:01:
In Reply to: Friday sex poll posted by AshFan on January 23, 2004 at 15:50:00:
: 1. Ever have sex with someone just because you wanted to have sex, not because you cared about them?
Nope.
: 2. Ever have sex on a first date?
Nope.
: 3. Ever have sex with someone you met on the internet?
Not according to our last Democratic Commander-In-Chief, I didn't. No.
: 4. Ever have sex with another person?
'Course
: 5. Ever have sex with another person when they were awake?
What fun is that?
: 6. Favorite thing to say during sex.
"I can see you through the window."
: 7. Favorite thing to do while having sex (IE slap the ass, dig your nails in, etc)
Shovel the walk.
: 8. Ever had sex with an ex's best friends or relatives?
Nah.
: 9. Ever have sex, and not remember details as to how it came about?
Details? You mean prices?
: 10. Can you remember all the names of your sexual partners?
Sadly, yes.