Posted by DRD #37 at 68.223.65.160 on January 23, 2004 at 16:36:02:
In Reply to: Friday sex poll posted by AshFan on January 23, 2004 at 15:50:00:
: 1. Ever have sex with someone just because you wanted to have sex, not because you cared about them?
Yeah, that's why your mother and I divorced.
: 2. Ever have sex on a first date?
Yup.
: 3. Ever have sex with someone you met on the internet?
Does an incontinent sixty-two year old who thinks he's Jesus count?
: 4. Ever have sex with another person?
No, strictly plants.
: 5. Ever have sex with another person when they were awake?
Awake? No. Eyes open? Yes.
: 6. Favorite thing to say during sex.
"Jesus Christ, you're the best!" (To the sixty-two year old.)
: 7. Favorite thing to do while having sex (IE slap the ass, dig your nails in, etc)
Honestly? Run my fingertips gently across my wife's face.
: 8. Ever had sex with an ex's best friends or relatives?
That's why your mother and I divorced the second time.
: 9. Ever have sex, and not remember details as to how it came about?
Only once - it was my second time, but I do remember having the sex. I just never remembered who it was with or how it ended up happening.
: 10. Can you remember all the names of your sexual partners?
With the exception of the one stated above, yes.