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Posted by AshFan at 167.136.235.247 on January 23, 2004 at 17:01:00:

In Reply to: ahhhhh that explains it. posted by CATIE on January 23, 2004 at 16:52:06:

: You lead a very interesting life.... so tell me did the habanero extract help? I could use some free advice. :-)

Correction.. I LED a very interesting life. Here is a condensed version of the Habanero story,

Setup: Had to drop off a 'sample' to have my count checked on the same day I had a chili cookoff at work
-I got up showered, dressed, added the hot sauce to the chili and went into the bathroom to make my 'deposit'
-Finished up, stood up, pulled up my pants... felt a curious burning
-Curious burning changed to blinding pain, I jumped in the shower and turned on the shower right on my 'special area' scrubbed it with Jens Loofa and shampoo as I wanted nothing from my hands near it.
-After 10 minutes I jumped out of the shower, grabbed the Aloe, dumped a huge glob onto a towel and smothered it
-Discovered aloe had lanoloin, screamed in pain
-Dropped off my sample, won the chili contest.

: And now your married with a baby...any regrets? (I hope not)

I'm married and sexless with a child. But NO regrets. I sewed my oats when I was a free man, and can look back fondly and masterbate like a retarded monkey on methamphetamine.

: We all have some deep dark secrets in our pasts. You had a three for one first date special. I had some sex, okay a lot of sex. But there is not guilt, I wouldn't go back and change a thing.


Thats no deep dark secret.. my wife knows that story. I guess my dark secrets must be darker than yours.



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