Posted by PyThomas at 209.63.48.198 on January 24, 2004 at 23:00:25:
In Reply to: celebrity guilt poll posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on January 24, 2004 at 19:47:08:
: Guilty or innocent?:
: Martha Stewart of insider trading
Not guilty.
: Fred Durst of making shit music
Not guilty by reason of insanity.
: Jack White of beaing the shit out of some guy
Not guilty.
: R kelly for having sex with a 14 year old girl. He also pissed in her face, that dirty fucker.
Guilty.
: Rosie O'donnel, for being a real bitch
See Fred Durst.
: Michael jackson, for this recent child molestation case
Guilty.
: Jeffery jones, for taking naughty photos of a little boy
Guilty of looking butt ugly.
: O.J. simpson, for, well you know
Not guilty.
: ok, not really celebrities but:
: Scott peterson, for killing his wife and unborn son
Guilty.
: the parents of john benay Rhamsey
Probably guilty.
: what do you think the chances are that Kevin's big news is that he will be on a celebrity reality tv show!
Not guil... oh, wait...
I'm sure if it's the right kind of premise, he'd be on there.