Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on February 24, 2004 at 06:55:10:
I know it's wrong to bear grudges etc etc, but I am halfway to setting fire to my ears. So, this girl I like turns me down, saying I've got no "wow".
What do I hear? She's going out with Mark, a forty year old psycho who kept bugging one of my mates with phone calls. There is no bastard justice in the world, there really isn't.