Posted by Xtian at would.you.fellate.us on February 24, 2004 at 10:00:40:
In Reply to: Poll 'Cuz I Don't Want To Study.... posted by ChrisMoses on February 23, 2004 at 23:23:07:
: And Neither Should You!
i never did before, i don’t see myself starting now, thag you veddy buch.
: 1. What could keep you from seeing Jersey Girl opening night (or at least weekend)?
seeing it at the kenny gordon foundation premiere, if they ever return my email asking about how one buys tickets.
: 2. "You don't always have to fuck her (or him!) hard, sometimes its not right to do" - True or False
my feelings on this matter have rarely, if ever, been of any critical import. when it comes to hard or otherwise fucking, i let my partner decide... i'm a sexual pacifist, and, like a newly crowned afc or nfc championship team, making it to their first superbowl, "i'm just happy to be here"
: 3. Valentine's Day - Commercialized made up holiday, or Romance Lovin' Day?
its the most insidious of hallmark holidays...a complete fabrication to allow men to prove their inadequacy, and we rarely disappoint.
: 4. What does Kevin eat now that all Carbs are out of his diet?
the stalkercam is currently offline, and i'd have it pointed at the shower, not the kitchen anyway. if i had to make an educated guess, i'd be shit out of luck, because i'm not educated...but if i had to make an edumacated guess, i'd say as much popcorn as humanly possible.
: 5. What are the odds Kevin makes a cameo SOMEWHERE in JG?
check with the bookmakers in vegas...they live for this sort of thing. personally, i say nay...but i'll give him 3 points.
: 6. The furthest you would travel to meet your favorite celebrity is?
three levels down into my subterranean bomb shelter/fetish dungeon.
: 7. Name some ways you take care of your health (Diet, exercise - but, more specific).
n/a
my take on this is that life is meant to be lived, and i live it... when its over, i'll be thankful for the time i had.
real answer:
my wife has systematically ruined me for other men/women via overfeeding, belittling, and nair in my shampoo. i am ruined husk of a man, and see no light at the end of the tunnel, so why even bother trying?
: 8. Most Depressing Song Ever Written?
'wherefore this painful blockage' by i.p. freely
: 9. Dallas Mavericks vs. San Antonio Spurs and L.A. Lakers vs. Sacramento Kings on Thursday - Who ya got?
ricks, kings.
: 10. Polls: Waste of board space, or utility in keeping Ming busy?
colossal waste of board space