Posted by tommybruce at adsl-63-196-59-125.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on February 24, 2004 at 19:57:08:
I think Angry Naked Pat's own Andy Milonokis should play Kato. It would be great. Can you hear it now?
EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT
The BLACK BEAUTY races down the street.
KATO
Hey Hornet, you fucking slut, where to?
GREEN HORNET
The Sentinnel, Kato.
KATO
Ok. The radio's not working, so I'll sing for ya.
GREEN HORNET
That's not nessessary-
KATO
My ass has hair! Just like a bear! Try not to tear, my ass hair! I get all the bitches!
Not only would it be funny, but true to the source material.