Posted by Darth CJ at alb-24-195-175-130.nycap.rr.com on February 24, 2004 at 20:44:22:
In Reply to: GREEN HORNET CAST ..OH GOD NO!!!! posted by V194 on February 24, 2004 at 20:27:16:
And here's why...
: George Clooney-One comic movie per actor, no more!
: Alec Baldwin-Leonardo Leonardo as a superhero.....hmmm...fitting, but no
: Tom Cruise-maybe as kato, fitting in with his late motif of asian flicks
: Mel Gibson - NO JESUS FIGHTING CRIME
: Greg Kinnear- the queer from as good as it gets? no
: Vin Diesel-stupid fucking vin diesel should never be in ANY film EVER!
: Kevin Costner- If he plays it, people wont come....
: Jason Biggs- no because he'll probably stick his dick in the villain
: Sean Penn - no because the green hornet never had an opium addiction
: Tim Robbins- no, because the GH Fights crime, doesnt escape prison
: Billy Bob Thornton - only if they get angelina jolie as kato
: John Cusack - that one i dont have a problem with
: Jack Black - that one i DO have a problem with... Tenacious D kicks ass, but shallow hal did not
: Lucy Liu - NO GREEN HORNET-ESS's
: Denzel Washington - NO BLACK GH.....we already had to suffer through a black kingpin in daredevil
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: At least consider:
: Hugh Jackman