Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on February 25, 2004 at 07:03:39:
In Reply to: back against a wall poll... posted by megallah on February 25, 2004 at 00:13:33:
: if faced with only these options, would you:
: suck dubyas dick or eat syrup out of john edwards asshole?
Add syrup
:
: actively work for the PLO or al quaeda?
PLO
:
: be reborn as a fieldslave in americas heyday of slavery or as a jew in
: a nazi prison camp?
Field slave
:
: skateboard or rollerblade everywhere you had to go, every time you
: left your house?
Roller blade
:
: spend the afterlife in a horses asshole or brian lynchs?
Brian Lynch's
:
: kill your mother with a bat or large cleaver?
You're a sick,sick man. Bat
:
: bonus: what melee weapon would you use in large-scale, close-
: range combat if 'the revolution' ever comes? and what does that say
: about you?
A shotgun because they look cool and if you fire it in the air people generally leave you alone.
: -e