Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18bb8d69.dyn.optonline.net on February 25, 2004 at 13:49:46:
In Reply to: I got arrested for writing for my college's paper. posted by Tom (POJK) on February 25, 2004 at 12:49:55:
I pulled a stunt for my college TV show once. I put a HUGE maxi into a small taco after I bought it, and then I tried to return it saying it came that way. Most of the people laughed, but the manager was PISSED. She called UP, and they took me in.
They sat me down, read me my rights, and had no idea what they were talking about. See technically, I owned the taco, so I had the right to do whatever I wanted to it. When they realized they couldn't get me for food poisoning, they told me it was disorderly conduct. Ironic, eh?
So the campus made the biggest scandal out of it...school paper, the works. I got a called to the see the Dean because apparently I violated a school code. By this time, the story was so warped (half the taco/maxi was eaten).
And I was I proud? You bet I was. Except I was so sick of the words "taco" and "maxi" after all that.