Posted by Xtian at would.you.fellate.us on February 25, 2004 at 15:58:22:
In Reply to: the best way to get closer to god posted by snikles on February 25, 2004 at 15:55:04:
cut me in half, count my sacraments...
: is to die. that is only if you are a christian. otherwise you will just go to hell.
yet i'm sure the closest i'll get to god after i die will be the disbursing of my fabulous parting gifts.