Posted by afaurote at nat-147-226-233-114.bsu.edu on February 25, 2004 at 19:12:16:
In Reply to: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? posted by Ralphy ™ on February 25, 2004 at 17:38:32:
A guy walks into a bar, and half of his head is a giant orange.
Guy's like, "Gimme a drink."
Bartender's like, "Whoa there, dude. Half your head's an orange. Wanna talk about it?"
Guy shrugs. "Alright. So, I find this bottle, and I open it up and a genie pops out. Genie's like 'I will grant you 3 wishes.'
I'm like 'Ok, first, I'd like a million dollars in my bank account.'
'Done.'
'Next, I'd like every girl I meet to instantly fall in love with me.'
'Done.'
'Finally, I want half of my head to be a giant orange.'"