Posted by Tom (POJK) at cache2-colc.server.ntli.net on February 23, 2004 at 22:33:47:
In Reply to: Poll to get the taste outta your mouth posted by Boondoggle on February 23, 2004 at 22:17:07:
: Be creative
: Invent a new colour
-- 'n00b'. It's a pale blue mixed with a dark brown. It's fucking horrible and they can't even mix it for you at Homebase.
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: Why doesn't Kevin respond to Passion?
-- Because they're mental?
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: Ever pushed grovery carts for money? (if not do you pity for those souls?)
-- No and no. Like the wacky animals who work for The Flintstones say 'it's a living'.
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: What's inside Queen's packages?
-- Prawn coctail flavour crisps.
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: Isn't espresso the best colour evah for hair?
-- Nah.
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: Invent a new animal
-- A Cuntasaurus Rex. It's like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but a complete and utter cunt.
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: Is there a giant board conpiracy, if so, what is it?
-- Yes, and it involves changing bathroom scales everywhere to make 'heavy' people feel better about themselves.
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: What scares you?
-- Deep water.
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: Invent a new word
-- Whutuhfuhohmuhguh. It's like a spoken version of WTF OMG.
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: What's the name of our gang?
-- 'The Beatles'.
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: What title would you give a song about your phone number?
-- '11 Digits of Destructicity'.
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: Candy or Genocide?
-- BOTH.
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: and finally......
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: What's your favourite board game?
-- 'The London Game'. It owns you all.