Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18b80ec2.dyn.optonline.net on March 08, 2004 at 14:46:00:
Don't wear a pin that says "Kiss me, I'm Irish." Most of you aren't Irish, and chances are, you're lying about wanting to be kissed too.
'Cause I ain't going to court again.
And for you fellow latinos out there, I hope you enjoy this very special Ocho de Marcho.