Posted by Smalls at c-24-30-126-76.we.client2.attbi.com on March 10, 2004 at 17:07:12:
In Reply to: caption this.........if ya wanna posted by The O~* in Phantoms on March 10, 2004 at 16:50:15:
"There's nothing interesting left to Photoshop" says The Office of Internet Fads, a non-
government not-for-profit group monitoring the online zeigeist. "We should've realized that
things were getting iffy when that damn thing with the kitten and God punishing you started
being on every other message board but... we didn't act fast enough."
On March 9th 2004, the last two interesting subjects for Photoshopping were breached. "After
that one kid put Michael Jackson's head on a ferret's body, we knew the end was near... figured it
was going to be WEEKS before the Muppets were going to be digitally introduced into an action
movie poster, creating Indiana Frog and the Temple of Pork... we had no idea that it would be
accomplished within mere hours, at five o'clock in the afternoon that very day. By a high school
junior abusing his after-hours priviledges in the newspaper's computer lab."
"All that's left now is... uh... giving beautiful women large noses, I guess" said Billy Schnaub, the
aforementioned assistant editor at the Evansville High School Courier-Dispatch. "We're going to
keep doing that until someone comes up with something else."
This isn't the first time that loser techies with spare time have run out of ideas to run into the
ground on the internet, indeed, situation harkens back to the Great Drought After The All-Your-
Base song... or the period of time after "Wacky Japanese Flash Cartoons With Matthew Lesko
Edited In" got old.
"All we could do after that was... edit clips of Britney Spears swearing into early Beatles songs"
said Schnaub before clicking on an old folder of old Photoshops whistfully... of his own head
pasted onto Heidi Klum's body... and beginning to masturbate feverishly.
Mike Cecconi contributed to this article.