Posted by JimmyG at ppp034.del.centurytel.net on March 10, 2004 at 20:44:35:
Oy and talk about today. I oversleep, a vending machine sqrews me out of two dollars, and my left nut has been hurting all day. Not to mention this afternoon when after being passed out on a college bench I discover my fly has been open since this morning. No one bothered pointing this out to me but they did clear a nice ten foot parimeter around my crotch. Thank God I didn't get a boner, that would have been an offensive puppet show. Anyways how was your day?